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Tired of toxic relationships, negative people, and a negative voice in your head that won't shut up?

You're not crazy. You're being drained. And until you can name what's draining you, nothing changes.

Let's find out which Energy Vampires are in your life.

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David Lloyd Strauss, The Energy Vampire Coach

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You already know something is wrong. You just haven't been able to name it yet.

You hang up the phone and your whole body feels heavy. You leave conversations needing a nap. Someone in your life is taking way more than they give.

You're always apologizing, always adjusting, always walking on eggshells. You've started questioning your own memory, your own feelings, your own sanity.

The 2am doom scroll. The comfort eating. The habits you've normalized that drain your time and your self-worth. You're numbing something you haven't confronted yet.

"I'm not good enough." "It's my fault." "I'll never change." The harshest critic in your life lives inside your own head. That's an energy vampire too.

The 5 Energy Vampires

Once you can name them, they can no longer hide in the dark.

1

The Taker

All about what they can get. Never what they can give. You leave every interaction feeling emptier than before.

2

The Drama Queen

Their life is an endless soap opera and you're the captive audience. Every conversation is a crisis. Their crisis.

3

The Blamer

Nothing is ever their fault. But somehow everything is yours. You carry the weight they refuse to own.

4

The Life Blocker

The habits you've normalized that drain your time and self-worth. The scroll hole. The numbing. The avoidance.

5

The Inner Vampire

The one you didn't see coming. Because it's you. Your own negative self-talk, running on repeat.

How We Blast Them Out

A step-by-step system to reclaim your energy. For good.

01

Identify

Take the quiz. Name which vampires are draining you right now.

02

Understand

Learn the 13 types. See their tactics. Understand the game they're playing.

03

Protect

21 self-protection strategies. Real scripts. Real boundaries. No fluff.

04

Transform

The 7-Day Blaster Challenge. Stop thinking about change. Start doing it.

05

Sustain

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  • Identify the 5 core Energy Vampire types draining your life
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Meet David Lloyd Strauss

David Lloyd Strauss

"I've been where you are."

David Lloyd Strauss is an international bestselling author, professional ghost writer, and the creator of Energy Vampire Blasters. He's spent years helping people recognize the toxic patterns draining their energy and reclaim their power.

His mentor is Sharon Lecter, co-author of Rich Dad Poor Dad. His book carries endorsements from Russell Brunson and the Napoleon Hill Foundation. He's been featured on ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox, NPR, and the United Nations.

But none of that matters as much as this: David has lived through toxic love, survived it, and built a system to help you do the same. He's not your therapist. He's your coach. And he's going to help you blast the vampires out of your life.

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The Vision

Energy Vampire Blasters is bigger than a book. Bigger than a coaching program. We're building a movement.

Our goal: make the Energy Vampire framework so universal, so recognizable, that anyone anywhere can name what's draining them and know exactly what to do about it. Through books, challenges, live coaching, an animated series, nutrition, merch, and a global community of people who refuse to let the vampires win.

"Think Chicken Soup for the Soul meets Scooby-Doo. An all-ages brand that makes the invisible visible and gives people the weapons to fight back."

This is what we're building. If that resonates, you're in the right place.

The EVB Universe

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EVB Cartoons

Stories that make the invisible visible. A Scooby-Doo style animated series bringing the 13 Energy Vampires to life.

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EVB Nutrition

Fuel that fights the drain. Products designed to protect your energy from the inside out.

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EVB Events

Live workshops, retreats, and seasonal challenges. Halloween specials, Valentine's Toxic Love series, and more.